At the flea market last week I bought this little book. I found it in a box full of pictures and as I usually do, I looked through it and decided my limit in price before I walked up to the vendor. I was thrilled when she just asked for a buck! It is really neat! My scanner sucks, but I'm going to post these pictures anyway!
Here are some of her favorites from the year. I love that her hobby is riding in cars!
There are lots about when you get married:
"When you get married and live in a shark, Learn your kids to spit through the crack"
"When you get married and have twins, don't come to me for safety pins"
"When you get married and live in a tree, send me a coconut C.O.D."
Erma Ratcliff wrote: "If you see a monkey up a tree, don't pull its tail, it might be me!"
when she got there the cupboard was bere and so was her daughter I guess" That is pretty saucy Roger! (yes the same Roger from the boyfriend page. I wonder which boy he was!)
"The higher the mountain the cooler the breeze, The younger the couple the tighter the squeeze"
And I love this weird one from Wanda "I'm yours until the Rocky Mountains grows toes"